The Infinite Box

funkes:

THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION

funkes:

THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION

(via sometimes-sane)

In the delivery room

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(Source: tokomon, via singingtowers)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via sometimes-sane)

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

image

image

the parent trap: modern au

(Source: luuuvbug, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

(Source: runakvaed, via edwardspoonhands)

itreallyatemyhand:

I should probably be worried that multiple people have told me that they didn’t realize I’m smart until they heard me speaking when I was drunk.

there is a point of drunkness I reach where I start aggressively doing math, and that’s right around the point I need to go to bed. 

mindykaeling:

Favorite People | Mindy Kaling

"I’m not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I’m kind of a mess."

(Source: kerrywashingten, via lostinthoughtwithoutamap)