The Infinite Box

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

…probably so people can see how clothes they might buy will look in erect nipples…

…probably so people can see how clothes they might buy will look in erect nipples…

(Source: cockenblog, via noweveryoneknowsi)

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

(Source: epic-humor, via noweveryoneknowsi)

ilovecharts:

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

via livingonabear

ilovecharts:

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

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rowena: i'm looking over the plans

godric: yeah

rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor

godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason

rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school

godric: safest place

rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere

[in the distance]

salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

maggaodair:

Here is another NerdFighter art! :) hope you like it! :) @johngreenwritesbooks @hankgreen #Nerdfighter #DFTBA #DontForgetToBeAwesome #Vlogbrothers #JohnGreen #HankGreen #Nerdfighteria

maggaodair:

Here is another NerdFighter art! :) hope you like it! :) @johngreenwritesbooks @hankgreen #Nerdfighter #DFTBA #DontForgetToBeAwesome #Vlogbrothers #JohnGreen #HankGreen #Nerdfighteria

(via effyeahnerdfighters)

before the final

professor: a british man, a french man, and an american man are exploring and get attacked by a tribe. the tribe leader says 'i'm going to kill you and use your skin for my canoes! but the good news is i'll let you decide how to die!' so the british man goes first and says 'give me a gun.' he takes it and shoots himself with dying words of 'god save the queen!'

professor: the french man goes next and asks for poison and says 'vive la france!' before dying.

professor: the american man asks for a fork. the tribe leader goes 'a fork?' the american man says 'yes, a fork.' so he gets the fork and starts stabbing himself all over and the tribe leader asks what he's doing.

professor: the american man says "TO HELL WITH YOUR CANOES"

overlypolitebisexual:

be your OWN problematic fave

(via hermionejg)